Need a girl who just washed up on the shore
ALTThese hands were made for holding
Then came fear and taught me how to grasp
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ALTI’m onto something
college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week
LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:
- barack obama
- misha collins
- travis mcelroy
Some characters for an assignment
the story with these two is basically this:
Two werewolves left their underground werewolf society to secretly live in the human world and share rent. Their transformations are oppositely synced with each other. When one is the owner the other is the pet for a month until they swap positions on the next full moon. Willy Johnson the Cocker Spaniel is an excitable well groomed man who loves to look good and make conversation. He comes from a long line of werewolves who live to hunt but much prefers accessorizing and getting attention from the people around him. Bernadette Santos is a Saint Bernard. What she lacks in charisma she makes up for in strength. She is certainly the breadwinner out of the two. She seems to constantly have furrowed brows and a permanent scowl. You’d think she is quite easy to anger but it is actually quite difficult, but you definitely don’t want to be there when she is.
With such a drastic difference of personality as well shifting from dog form to human every month and constantly trying to hide that from your employers and neighbors, and making sure doctor/vet and grooming appointments don’t clash can cause some interesting shenanigans to ensue.
Some other misc sketches
moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.
[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]
this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.
I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.
cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces
